Worship fresh “Brain Nourishing Milk” and peaceful “Sweet Honey” with me. Ron Kent Hooper: I believe in myself, my friends and in a gallon of brain nourishing fresh “Milk” and dear “Honey” . That’s right I worship a jug of “Brain Nourishing Milk” and peaceful “Sweet Honey”. That is my path to salvation. Christian: Excuse me. Im concerned for you. Hopefully, before you die, you take Jesus Christ as your lord and savior. He died for your sins so you dont have to burn in Hell for all eternity. Hes the only way to salvation. I dont want you to go to a horrible place for all eternity. You need to believe. Ron Kent Hooper: You are excused. I do believe with all my heart and soul. I said I worship “Brain Nourishing Milk” and peaceful “Sweet Honey” I am milking my true path to salvation with of fresh “Brain Nourishing Milk” and peaceful “Sweet Honey” for all of mankind and for all its worth, not just pagan pandering to one cult of believers in scriptures written by ignorant goat herders and tribal warriors that have been proved beyond all reasonable doubt to be immoral and absurd with frightening ridiculous myths of creation. What part of my belief in “Brain Nourishing Milk” and peaceful “Sweet Honey” did you not understand? Can it be that you do not embrace all of humanity with fresh “Brain Nourishing Milk” and peaceful “Sweet Honey. There would not be any wars nor any starving children, no Vengeful God, like the God of wrath and thunder in the Old Testament, or the ruthless killer Constantine who assembled the first version of the New Testament on 323 A.D. to rule the Roman empire, if a majority of men and women worship “Brain Nourishing Milk” and peaceful “Sweet Honey”. Christian: You cant be serious. Youre just making fun of what Im saying. Youre making light of a very important matter. Ron Kent Hooper: Indeed, I am. I only worship jugs of “Brain Nourishing Milk” and peaceful “Sweet Honey” especially milk with 1% fat. Christian: Im talking about your life and your soul. Youre just being ridiculous. Youre being rude and intolerant of what Im trying to say. Ron Kent Hooper: Youre the one whos lactose intolerant. Im telling you, I worship “Brain Nourishing Milk” and peaceful “Sweet Honey”. Got Milk and Honey? Christian: I cant believe Im having this conversation. Your very soul is at stake. Ron Kent Hooper: I worship milk, not steak. Mixing the two isnt kosher, by the way. Christian: Seriously, though, arent you concerned you might be wrong? Have you ever heard of Pascals Wager? Ron Kent Hooper: Im not a betting man. Poker isnt my game. Christian: No. Pascals wager states that there are very limited possibilities. Theres a good chance that if you dont believe in God, youll end up in Hell. Do you want that? Ron Kent Hooper: I was in Hell. It was called Advanced Infantry training at Fort Ord in 1966. And before that, all the atoms in me were born in stars that died for me while those stars made all the elements in my body. Besides if a God existed, it would love my moral belief in “Brain Nourishing Milk” and peaceful “Sweet Honey” a million times better than the evil scriptures in the Bible, Koran or in the oldest religion, Hinduism, which has a billion brain washed believers. Christian: There are only a couple of possibilities: You believe in God and God is real, and you go to heaven. You dont believe in God, and God is not real, and nothing happens. Or, you dont believe in God, and God is real, and you go to Hell. Is that worth taking such a chance? Ron Kent Hooper: Which god? Christian: Well, Jesus, of course. Ron Kent Hooper: I mean theres Apollo, Zeus, Poseidon, Yahweh, Jesus, Demeter, Buddha, Horus, Jupiter, Milk, Hinduism and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. There are a billion more gods and religions on other planets. Christian: Other planets? What are you talking about? Ron Kent Hooper: Well, there are 400 billion stars in our galaxy alone, and more than 100 billion other galaxies with at hundreds of billions of other stars. There are more advanced life forms on other worlds who believe in other gods and billions of those life forms are far more intelligent than gods created in the image of humans, gods so advanced they are moral and do not need or want to be worshiped like a goat herder turned warlord. Instead, their more advanced gods obviously advocate, like atheists, to promote the best general welfare for all of their own entire species and even other intelligent species on other planets. The ignorant goat herders and war lords, who invented the Christians and Islamic gods, invented an ignorant infantile evil god who wrote about temper tantrums in the bible and Koran. Perhaps their Jesus even died like stars did on billions of other worlds to save their planets form global warming and their species from war and inequality? Christian: No, there are no other worlds with life on it. Be reasonable. We are at the center of the universe, and Jesus died for our sins. And the bible is completely accurate. Well, except the parts I choose not to believe, you know, like owning slaves, and killing people for stupid reasons. Anyway, Jesus suffered so that when we die we will live forever, float around clouds and play harps for all eternity. Ron Kent Hooper: I am reasonable. I worship “Brain Nourishing Milk” and peaceful “Sweet Honey”. even though Milk and Honey do not command that I worship them and threaten to send me to hell if I don’t. Milk and Honey didnt die for any sins, but it sure goes good with spaghetti. Only Stars died to produce all the elements on earth so we could live. Amen to that, brother. Haleiwa, Mein Humda Dah and Amen again to that.
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