Would any human female like to accompany me to dinner tonight? Here is a list of things that work in your favor with this deal. #1 The meal will be paid in full by me. #2 The personal promise that I will not soil myself whilst in your presence. #3 There will be a full undercarriage wash and general hygiene will be at its top form. #4 You will be guaranteed to not be bored on this endeavor. As a side note and this shall be dually noted, this is not a cry of desperation, merely an attempt to have a decent meal with someone half intelligible.
Posted on: Fri, 30 Aug 2013 21:26:52 +0000