Wow!!! What a day!!! Da paparazzi beat Papa Rump Shaka to RDU and Indianapolis!! When he landed, da crowd wuz swarming... PRS was able to make his way incognito through da groupies mixed with the Monday night football patrons. At da Hertz rental car counter, dey recognized PRS. Dey had a Gangsta ride waitin!!! It was a Honda Civic wid 39,978 miles on it.... 39,963 of them were in the cornfield, in da woods amongst da trees, and jumpin ditches.... Da shiny blue color glistened in da sunlight aided by da 36 dents randomly placed upon car by an intense hail storm... Da paint job was also disrupted by the three wrecks that the car had obviously faced in its rough life.... Since da football game was in town, Papa Rump Shaka had to take dis ride..... Whats a Hip Hop Icon/Mogul/Legend/Gangsta from C-Town to do in a foreign land???? Da car drives as good as it looks (not really, more like a mule sled wid a bad transmission)!!!! Da front end bounces like it has installed hydraulics.... It shimmies across three lanes on da Interstate.... Maybe not da impression Papa Rump Shaka wants to leave wid he business customers..but hey... Gots to roll wid it... PRS dropped da windows, cranked da beats, reclined back, and bounced on into Terre Haute Gangsta Style.... Drop it like itz HOTT!!! Later Peeps!!!
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 01:16:37 +0000
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