Writer: I love French-toasted banana bread. (Muse sneaks up and - TopicsExpress



          

Writer: I love French-toasted banana bread. (Muse sneaks up and lays on arm of sofa.) #Muse: French-toasted you say. Writer: Mmm, drizzled in real maple syrup. So good. Muse: And all you left was crumbs. Way to show your Muse love. Writer: I fed you this morning before I fed myself. Thats the sign of a responsible pet owner. Muse: Pet? Pet? Thou dost regard thine feline so lowly? Writer: Of course not, Muse. Hey! No pouncing on my plate! Muse: Mmm, French-toasted banana bread drizzled in maple syrup... (Loud lip smacking mixed with a tad bit of purr factor.) Writer: I thought crumbs offended you? Muse: Did you say something? I do think Winnie the Pooh had the right idea diving into the honey pot with his paws. Writer: Muse, youre covered in syrup! Muse: Ah the sweet... Uh, could you just, yes, um, Im stuck. The plate seems to, ahem, need a little help here, Writer... Writer: And thats how my day started...
Posted on: Thu, 04 Sep 2014 16:09:25 +0000

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