YOU MUST LAUGH1 Girl: Im warning you, my Mummy is coming back soon..AKPOS: But Im not doing anything..Girl: Thats why Im warning you, Hurry up.2.CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket youve bought tonight Sir, Why?..AKPOS: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it3.TEACHER: Whats your favorite flower?..AKPOS: Chrysanthemum.. TEACHER: Spell it.. AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose R-O-S-E4.Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight tothe ugly girl.Akpos: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!!Akpos: Wanna dance?Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.5.Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do?AkposTeacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spellLION ...Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...You know say na SMALL pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like MOSQUITO...6.Akpors . . .why are all this people Runing ? ?Rukewe: Its a competition, the winner wil b given a phone. .Akpors: Nawa o Why all of them dey run naa, wia them no say na only the winner they wil giv phone. .7. Teacher. . . If You have 5dollars and U ask ur Dad for another 5dollars how many dollars Wil U have ? ?Akpors: 5dollars.Teacher: U dont know your maths,Akpors: U dont know my father.8.Senator: Hey Young I heard U are the idiot that disvirgined my only Daughter. .Akpors: Oga sorry, it wont happen again. .9.Joy: Akpors pls live , U cant date me because you are not responsible. .Akpors: Hahaha, who told U dat, oya go 4my Area go ask them weda am not the one said 2bresponsible for all d pregnancies 4my area ? ?10. Ochuko. .Akpors, why are U closing ur eyes while standing in front of the Mirror ? ?Akpors: I just want 2c how I look while sleeping. . .11.Why do couples hold hands b4 wedding ? ?Akpors: Its just a formularity, even Boxers, check hand b4 they start their fight. . . Good day friends
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 09:28:04 +0000
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