Yay! Its 2015 already !! Were already, what, 4 days into it. Hows it going? What do you mean it doesnt seem much different to the last one, apart from the worse weather and the imminent return back to the grinding soul destroying treadmill of work again tomorrow with its slow growing accumulation of debt trying to pay for things to live on, as wages either stagnant or get cut whilst the price of actual things continues to ever escalate and inflate. Lest we forget, this is 2015 now - one of those years here in the UK when we get given the chance to change EVERYTHING for the better, ONCE AND FOR ALL !! Hoorah!! We get to vote for it later on an everything. Woohoo!! Well, okay, so maybe not for the better, just imagine what would happen if everything really DID change for the better for everyone. That would just confuse people. Thered be nothing to moan about for a start, so thats clearly never going to happen. And well, yes, alright, not really change as such. You dont want to go changing things too much. Again youre only going to confuse people going down that route and you obviously NEED to keep all the nasty, vindictive, petty, money minded, moronic, stranglehold, nutjob cretinous in charge of stuff right at the very very top of all the invisible pyramidal towers of power that give shape to the world we live in. I mean if the cretins WERENT in charge of stuff: starting wars, fixing bank rates, charging council tax and thinking up new and ingenious ways to fine people for parking and all that other nonsense they like getting up to behind all those closed doors what on Earth would they do? Theyd all be hanging round bus stops, aimlessly, looking bored and menacing an that. So no, we HAVE to keep the cretins in charge of stuff and keep paying them loads of money and give them important sounding titles and do whatever they tell us to do because at least that way we know where they are. So, yes. come May or April or whenever it is, we wont actually change anything as such. But, hey, we do get to do a scribble on a bit of paper. Thats always good fun. (it does have to be just an X know, if you go drawing an elaborate cartoon strip of, say, Batman baking a cake or something, that wont count. It may well look artistic, but it wont count. You have to have rules about this sort of thing. Obviously.) And, you know, cheer up, that Farage chappie might get in for a while. Hes funny innit he. Hes an even bigger cretin than most of the others. Conneiseurs of Cretinism are going to vote him in like a shot. Ahh, itll be hilarious. So anyway. Heres to 2015 - the Year everyone eventually changes everything for the better for everyone. Hoorah !! Oh, and to get it all rolling heres top leader bod fella David Cameron with a PARTY ELECTION BROADCAST ON BEHALF OF THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY: https://youtube/watch?v=HdPL9bXKOjE
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 21:28:02 +0000
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