Yesterday I stepped out on my front porch at the end of my driveway there appeared to be a bear(?) Say to myself - there are no bears is Walburg Bear hears me talking to myself and takes notice starts walking, then running, directly at me At 50 yards I note that this not a bear This is a dog This is a very large dog This is a very large 150 lb dog that looks like hes wearing a bear costume Running full speed, directly at me My dogs, in the house, notice, and start barking Bear/dog hears my dog, starts running faster I am standing completely still my options are 0 Five feet from me he launches himself into the air Plants two enormous paws on my shoulder and tackles me to the ground And lays an enormous sloppy wet kiss on my face And that is how I met my neighbors dog yesterday and got to see their outhouse
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 02:23:05 +0000
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