Yesterday I wanted to relax was going to build a fire.... Well - TopicsExpress



          

Yesterday I wanted to relax was going to build a fire.... Well when you want to build a fire, you have to get the fire place ready, to get it ready you have to go to town and buy things to clean it. Then you go to clean it only to realize just how dirty it is... You take apart the chimney, clean out the inside from years of build up, and while outside you notice your husband trying to tear a door off the barn..... so you have to go help! (so the building doesnt fall on his head) Once you finish that you go back to the fireplace, vacuum it out...then clean the vacuum because its filthy... you get filthy, and have to clean off too... Then you have to haul in wood... The porch gets dirty from all the wood chips and so does the patio and so decide to clean it... Well lets rearrange it too, because I no longer like how it looks. While rearranging the porch you see the mess on the patio and the hoses and lawn chairs out... Which leads to getting the yard stuff put away for winter.... Needless to say I did not get my fire and was completely over heated by the time I came in to make supper.... And that is how you build a fire when you have squirrel syndrome!
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 15:39:15 +0000

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