Youre a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (G) and 4 bullets. Youre allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means youll be sent to prison, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? Thats great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? Theyre all covered. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they cant afford for you to go into a home. And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while youre at it. Plus, because youre a prisoner, you dont have to pay income taxes anymore. Is this a great country or what? GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 11:59:25 +0000
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