Youtube commenters... the best kind of people; Le Andre Ward via Google+20 hours ago Allen Aday After I awoke this morning, my son came to me and asked for a peanut and jelly sandwich for breakfast instead of the standard cereal. Not one to say no to a good sammich (slang intentional), I proceeded to walk into the kitchen and prepare. The bread was easy enough to open, followed by the peanut butter (jif Hazelnut, because thats how I roll), and then on to the jelly. The jar was sealed shut by a layer of solidified jelly and was so tight that I could not open it. I tried with all my might, twisting and turning, the lid just would not budge. It was as if the lid was the Gandolf to my Balrog, telling me that I shall not pass; slapped on like Tina Turner and Rihanna. I turned with the might of Thor pulling out Mjolnir (Google that) and still no dice. Finally I thought, “What would Aqua Man do at a time like this?” Of course! Use water!! So, after a few minutes under a running faucet of hot water the lid came right off. My son had his sandwich soon after and all was right with the world. ~The End~
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 10:24:38 +0000
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