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, acting against good sense and the advice of at least two witch doctors, had planned to spend the afternoon strolling down Mulberry St. while playing the theme from The Godfather on a rickety old trumpet but after the first few notes was quickly and rather painfully dissuaded from said plan by a trio of bench-press enthusiasts from Staten Island, who unfortunately failed to beat the crap out of him before, through some kind of Beetlejuice-type effect, the piercing trumpet tones summoned an army of cuddly-faced poltergeists who immediately inhabited the heretofore lifeless plush corpses of the prizes for all the San Gennaro games and began terrorizing the unsuspecting Feast-goers. He is currently at home, desperately trying to scrub a yogurt stain out of his unitard so that, once again, he can don the Suit of Justice and help the police protect the city from rampaging stuffed panda bears.
Posted on: Wed, 18 Sep 2013 22:05:32 +0000

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