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following further developments on the capture of sheik rattle n roll this morning our news team can report that his 9 year old wife, fatma, has used youtube to publicly plead for her husband of 3 weeks safe return. at gunpoint. in the short film, she is handed a script, which she returns to the cameraman as she cannot read. in halting arabic, prompted by the just visible muzzle of an AK47, she tells youtube viewers of the anguish and distress she has suffered since the news of his apprehension arrived, and announced that she is with child. british sources close to the operation were quick to reply, announcing hmm, OK. well just call it a kentucky bargain bucket, no two, as the team have been busy all night and have had no time to eat. we want some ben and jerrys ice cream for desert, and can you throw in some bottles of sprite? the coffee here is shite and made it clear that they WILL throw the sheik over the fence for the neighbours dog to play with if these demands are not met by midday. adding other than that, you can just bollocks the negotiations are ongoing.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 14:23:12 +0000

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