giggling away :) Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didnt wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow. Will Ferrell I like to play chess with bald men in the park, although its hard to find 32 of them. Emo Phillips I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately shed popped her clogs. We are in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun. Rowan Atkinson I hate when Im on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button & I have to get off and eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich. Unknown Origin So I said to a Scotsman did you have terrible spots as a kid? He said ac ne Unknown Origin Vegetarians, if you love animals so much then why do you keep eating all their food? Unknown Origin Dyslexic man walks into a bra. I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel. Rowan Atkinson To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you cant run. Milton Jones Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect. Benny Hill Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Its either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think its Colin.. Tommy Cooper
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