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****** joke for the night***** A woman was having s** in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming.. She told her lover to stay like robot and not to move. Husband: What is this? Wife: This is a robot i bought to have s*x with when you are traveling... Husband: Okay.. Lets have s** now... Wife: No sweetheart..Yesterday i got my period, so i will go and make a cup of coffee for you.. After she left the husband said: Damn i am so horny, i will f**k this robot... He tried f**king. The man started talking in a metallic robotic way.. System error... Wrong hole System error... Wrong hole.. Husband: Damn robot is not working properly.. I am throwing it out of the window.. The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor he said: SOFTWARE UPDATED PLEASE TRY AGAIN ___________________________________ Hahahahaha kmdll oO #amen

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