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The queen of England was visiting one of Canadas top hospitals,
The queen of England was visiting one of Canadas top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbat...
Wife : I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went
Wife : I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars. Husband : How about the...
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, “Well, you need three things fr...
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom. The other three guys start talking about how successful their sons are. G...
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after h...
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, Ill
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, Ill radio you every 1000 feet to see how youre doing. At 1000 feet, the instructor radio...

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