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A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" He ...

A very prestigious Cardiologist died, and was given a very
A very prestigious Cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... Covered in flowers, a...

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job...

God created the mule, and told him, "You are mule. You will work
God created the mule, and told him, "You are mule. You will work constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass a...

The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip ...

How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Wrigley?
How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Wrigley? Three. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how great the old one was. What...