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I hereby give my permission to the Police,the NSA, the FBI and
I hereby give my permission to the Police,the NSA, the FBI and CIA, the Swiss Guards, the Priory of Scion, the inhabitants of Middle Earth, Agents Mul...

Don’t you want to squish that itsy bitsy spider? I mean,
Don’t you want to squish that itsy bitsy spider? I mean, seriously, how many times is he going up the @#$% water spout and do we have to sing a frea...

Priest Sipping Vodka A new priest at his first mass was so
Priest Sipping Vodka A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsi...

Hope this touches you the way it touched me! GOODBYE MOM A
Hope this touches you the way it touched me! GOODBYE MOM A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If h...