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GREAT way to start off the morning... get to the gym and the
GREAT way to start off the morning... get to the gym and the elderly lady at the front says okay the mom in me is coming out, wheres your jacket!? its...

So... does anyone know a priest?... cause about 30 min ago I was
So... does anyone know a priest?... cause about 30 min ago I was asleep... then I hear this loud scream that didnt sound human at all and it felt like...

Look i know Im a little too old to fight, maybe i should talk
Look i know Im a little too old to fight, maybe i should talk things out and try to reach some kind of mutual understanding or agreement. But do you k...

You know Im gonna blame the medication for this one because Im out
You know Im gonna blame the medication for this one because Im out of it, but sometimes you just wanna turn a chick into an all you can eat buffet, an...