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Studying the twinkies In an effort to clarify questions about
Studying the twinkies In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics of Twinkies, we subjected...

Stupid people stories DEADHEADS A man in Orange County
Stupid people stories DEADHEADS A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the ...

The Lumberjack A large, well established, lumber camp
The Lumberjack A large, well established, lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny litt...

Support Your Wife It is important for men to remember that
Support Your Wife It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housek...

Mayonaise There are many stories related to the sinking of
Mayonaise There are many stories related to the sinking of the Titanic. Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie. For...

The Race Track Charlie was a regular visitor at the
The Race Track Charlie was a regular visitor at the racetrack. One afternoon he noticed an unusual sight. Right before the first race, a Catholi...

Court Stupidity Q. Were you present when your picture was
Court Stupidity Q. Were you present when your picture was taken? Q. So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A. Yes. Q. And what ...