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The doctor said, Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The doctor said, Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, whi...

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, “But we don’t know anything about each other.” He said,...

A wealthy couple prepared to go out for the evening. The woman of
A wealthy couple prepared to go out for the evening. The woman of the house gave their butler, Jervis, the night off. She said they would return home ...

Mr. White, the biology professor at a posh suburban girls school,
Mr. White, the biology professor at a posh suburban girls school, asked during class, Miss Smith, would you name the organ in the human body, which un...

An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his
An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here’s $30...

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the...