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so the police called me. sayin im in trouble n shit.
so the police called me. sayin im in trouble n shit. hahahahahhahahahaha. said they wanted to talk to me about this craigslist shit thats being clai...

Did you know you can claim diplomatic immunity when visiting
Did you know you can claim diplomatic immunity when visiting Washington dc? Its a city state that is a sovereign nation within our nation, and is NOT ...

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, wh...

My biggest fear was losing her and I lost her.. I reacted by using
My biggest fear was losing her and I lost her.. I reacted by using one of her biggest fears against her because of it. now we are both suffering some ...

HELLO NEW FANS! welcome to my page. I am DMIZE I like to post
HELLO NEW FANS! welcome to my page. I am DMIZE I like to post a lot of weird stuff offensive stuff funny stuff and sometimes. political stuff. im ...