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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar,
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, “I tell ...

Lmfao!! Got to love the Irish :) One day, Paddy Irishman, Paddy
Lmfao!! Got to love the Irish :) One day, Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman, and Paddy Scotsman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy...

There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an
There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of in...

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her with an “after-hours” appointment and since ...

Lmfao!! One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, “My elbow
Lmfao!! One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor.” “Don’t do that! There’s a compu...

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was Spring and
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was Spring and he wanted to dig his tomato garden, as he had done every year, but it was very hard w...

A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a farmer’s field.
A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a farmer’s field. The farmer took the pilot back to the farmhouse, where the pilot noticed the farmer ...

Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park
Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of yo...