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Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal....

A Swiss guy visiting Sydney, Australia, pulls up at a bus stop
A Swiss guy visiting Sydney, Australia, pulls up at a bus stop where two locals are waiting. “Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he a...

4 guys are driving cross-country together — one from Idaho, one
4 guys are driving cross-country together — one from Idaho, one from Nebraska, one from Florida, and the last one is from New York. A bit down the r...

The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer
The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam , ...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and conten...

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He ru...