Heather Grubbs Stoddard Posts - TopicsExpress

There is only ONE thing on the planet I hate, despise and abhor
There is only ONE thing on the planet I hate, despise and abhor and its shopping. Any kind of shopping from grocery to bubblegum. I pawn it off on any...

Ive been in a terrible funk for the last week. Major pity party
Ive been in a terrible funk for the last week. Major pity party with daily tears and everything. In just a few days I will have two kids in middle sch...

DaiAshton(Paytons teammate and our neighbor):I love LeBron! You
DaiAshton(Paytons teammate and our neighbor):I love LeBron! You know he has foe kids? Husband:What are foe kids? DaiAshton:One, two, three, foe! Foe k...

Husband: There are two candy eyeballs on my nightstand. Dont eat
Husband: There are two candy eyeballs on my nightstand. Dont eat them, theyre mine. Me:I assure you, theyre safe. Where did you get two candy eyeballs...

Its a Daddy/daughter afternoon so Richie checked Abby out of
Its a Daddy/daughter afternoon so Richie checked Abby out of school to take her fishing. I just got a text from Abby that said we havent caught you a ...

I was sleeping so peacefully and soundly when I heard a horrible
I was sleeping so peacefully and soundly when I heard a horrible wretching noise. About the time I opened my weary eyes my wonderful cat puked all ove...