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TEACHER: Why didnt you study? STUDENT: A year has 365 days for
TEACHER: Why didnt you study? STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 ...
Boy: Marry me? Girl: Do you have a house? Boy: None but… Girl:
Boy: Marry me? Girl: Do you have a house? Boy: None but… Girl: Do you have a BMW car? Boy: None but… Girl: How much is your salary? Boy: No salary...
Clever kids: A police officer found a perfect hiding place for
Clever kids: A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists. One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was un...

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