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Yossel worked in a Ukrainian pickle factory. For many years he had
Yossel worked in a Ukrainian pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any lo...

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like Amer...

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all...

For all my grammatically correct friends. On his 74th birthday, a
For all my grammatically correct friends. On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a me...

An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctor’s
An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all...