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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A checkout
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A checkout chick walked up to him and said, Your barracks door is open. Not a phrase that men no...

Long ago there lived a very rich man. He was so wealthy he could
Long ago there lived a very rich man. He was so wealthy he could buy anything he wanted. His palace,beautifully adornned with all sorts of luxury item...

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, IVE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, IVE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: Ive got problems. Every time I g...

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mates been hit by a car.
Paddy phones an ambulance because his mates been hit by a car. Paddy: Get an ambulance here quick, hes bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both...

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One
A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot. The young ...

NO MORE GIRLS NIGHT OUT !!! Two wives go out for girls night.
NO MORE GIRLS NIGHT OUT !!! Two wives go out for girls night. Both got drunk started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had n...

Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his
Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed ...

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The house was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so h...

I use public transportation to get to and from work. It is much
I use public transportation to get to and from work. It is much more relaxing than driving, however it also means I must put up with the occassional j...