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Joke Time: SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor
Joke Time: SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to...

Laugh attack: So theres this man with a parrot. And his parrot
Laugh attack: So theres this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean hes a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight with...

Laugh some more: An republican named Babbette finds herself in
Laugh some more: An republican named Babbette finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and shes in serious financial trouble. Shes s...

Laugh some more: A cannibal entered the meat market to buy
Laugh some more: A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner. The owner greeted him and told him to look around. The cannibal...

I agree that funerals are a waste. I have expressed my wish to my
I agree that funerals are a waste. I have expressed my wish to my children that I be cremated as soon and as cheaply as possible. My ashes would be bu...

Easter thoughts: Coming from a poor family my childhood Easter
Easter thoughts: Coming from a poor family my childhood Easter memories focus on the holiday as a day of renewal ..... of wardrobe. I always got a ...

Joke Time : A wife went to the police station with her
Joke Time : A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a descripti...

Just listened to most of President Obamas speech to the students
Just listened to most of President Obamas speech to the students of the University Of Michigan; and whenever he speaks it always leaves me swelled up ...