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A man is filling up his car tank with gasoline and accidentally
A man is filling up his car tank with gasoline and accidentally gets some on his hand. He doesnt notice it, so when he gets into his car he lights a c...

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every proble...

I had a flat tire on I-40 yesterday; so, I pulled over, got out
I had a flat tire on I-40 yesterday; so, I pulled over, got out of the car and opened my trunk. I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood ...

A guy sees an ad on the window of a store with the words Selling
A guy sees an ad on the window of a store with the words Selling brains. Curious, he walks in and asks the shopkeeper what kind of brains hes selling....

The local middle school had a problem. A number of 12-year-old
The local middle school had a problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine...

Has anyone else heard of a gay marriage gonna be performed at the
Has anyone else heard of a gay marriage gonna be performed at the halftime of the Super Bowl? I cant find but a couple of sites mentioning it. Dont kn...

A tough old cowboy with grizzled hair, chiseled featured, and
A tough old cowboy with grizzled hair, chiseled featured, and hands tougher than the sharpest barbs on new wire told his grandson that the secret to l...