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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happen...

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to
A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to stor...

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what’s in the bag. The man...

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devote...