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A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when
A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the nig...

“Your honour,” a defence attorney began, “I have a series of
“Your honour,” a defence attorney began, “I have a series of witnesses that can testify that Mr. Johnson was nowhere near the scene of the crime...

7 Reasons Not To Mess With A Child Reason 1 A little girl was
7 Reasons Not To Mess With A Child Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for...

Bar One Liners A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender
Bar One Liners A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don’t serve food in here." A horse walks into a bar. The bartend...

There was this group of old ladies riding in their car about 30
There was this group of old ladies riding in their car about 30 miles an hour when a cop stopped them and asked, “Do you know your only going 35?”...

In a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay
In a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. The...