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THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: 1. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: 1. My mother taught me about WEATHER. Your room looks like a tornado hit it. 2. My mother taught me about RELIGION. You be...

An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away
An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute be...

Dave goes over to his best friends house, rings the doorbell, and
Dave goes over to his best friends house, rings the doorbell, and the wife answers. Hi, Nora, is Tony home? No, he went to the store. Well, do you ...

Absolutely brilliant one of the best e-mails in ages ! Nigel
Absolutely brilliant one of the best e-mails in ages ! Nigel Farage -UKIP This is what he said :- I am the Tory Partys Worst Nightmare. I am a White...

T’was the night before Christmas, Old Trafford was bare. The
T’was the night before Christmas, Old Trafford was bare. The staff all gone home, there was nobody there.. The lights cast a shadow, a soft glimmer ...