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Thank you to those of you who liked the pics. I was not trying to
Thank you to those of you who liked the pics. I was not trying to be a, and I quote, a pretentious stuck up cunt. That I was just accused of being. I ...

Apparently my husband had to carry me into the house last night.
Apparently my husband had to carry me into the house last night. Oopsie. I only had four beers. Then I asked for a long island iced tea. The poor gir...

OK. I am about to get serious. I adore you all and want to see you
OK. I am about to get serious. I adore you all and want to see you tomorrow. I am all for drinking. I have been sipping wine since eight this morning....

I am a horrible, mean, terrible mom. I told my kids to lay down
I am a horrible, mean, terrible mom. I told my kids to lay down for nap. Two of them did. The other did not. He decided, after a huge lunch, to get up...