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Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.. Son: No Maa.. I
Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.. Son: No Maa.. I dont want to go to college.. . . Mom: Give me 2 reasons why dont u want to go to college....

A sweet line after a huge fight: Chal sale ab 1 thanda toh
A sweet line after a huge fight: Chal sale ab 1 thanda toh pila A sweet line for a friend when scolded from teacher: Chhod na yaar ye sali pagal hai. ...

Girl: Dad... my teacher ask me … ® . what ur dad
Girl: Dad... my teacher ask me … ® . what ur dad do? . Dad: wat u said? . Girl: i said he works in a chocolate factory nd brings lots of chocolate ...

Reply is a must Everyone try.. GAME TIME find your birthday
Reply is a must Everyone try.. GAME TIME find your birthday month!! January : I need February: I killed March: I love April: I raped May: I Slapped Ju...

Old man has 8 hair on his head. He went to Barber shop. Barber
Old man has 8 hair on his head. He went to Barber shop. Barber in anger asked: shall i cut or count ? Old man smiled and said: Colour it! LIFE is to e...

Film Story Behind Your Date Of Birth Comment Your Month Of Birth
Film Story Behind Your Date Of Birth Comment Your Month Of Birth And See Your Love Story January : Jab Tak Hai Jaan February : Ashiqui 2 March : Sh...