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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply. The first man then asks:...

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did hi...

A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating...

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu
An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, “A hambu...

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the
Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, Knicker Stitcher.. I sew da ela...

A farmer whos been involved in a terrible road accident with a
A farmer whos been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. I understand youre...