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Grandma in Court! In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
Grandma in Court! In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He ap...

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she cant sleep,
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she cant sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbo...

After getting all of The Popes luggage loaded into the limo, (and
After getting all of The Popes luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesnt travel light), the driver in New York City notices that the Pope is still ...

A woman desperately looking for work went into a factory. The
A woman desperately looking for work went into a factory. The personnel manager looked over her resume and regretfully explained to her that he had no...

BREAKING NASCAR NEWS: NASCAR champion Jeff Gordon announced
BREAKING NASCAR NEWS: NASCAR champion Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordons decisio...

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like shes driving a car. As shes going down the hall a...

In Mississippi, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking
In Mississippi, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backy...

A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to ...