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A man came home from work one day and told his wife how good his
A man came home from work one day and told his wife how good his fireman job was when they used a bell system. He explained to her when bell 1 rang th...

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where ...

Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The...

A man returns home from work and enters through the kitchen
A man returns home from work and enters through the kitchen door. He sees his wife on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor. She only has an apron ...

A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet
A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his sho...

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He procee...

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe p...