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Well Wally gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says
Well Wally gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says “Where the hell have you been?” Wally replies “I was out getting a tattoo!” “...

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at th...

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly ladys teeth. He
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly ladys teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putti...

Once upon a time there was a little boy who was talented,
Once upon a time there was a little boy who was talented, creative, handsome, and extremely bright. A natural leader. The kind of person everyone woul...