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I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. I
I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant ...

A Romanian arrives in Derby as a new immigrant to the UK. He stops
A Romanian arrives in Derby as a new immigrant to the UK. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, Thank you Mr Englishma...