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1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and youll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any...

Father? St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the
Father? St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, could you mind the g...

The 11th Commandment!! During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,
The 11th Commandment!! During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Re...

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘ No change yet.’ ...

Zipper Mr. Larsens new secretary was young, sweet, and very
Zipper Mr. Larsens new secretary was young, sweet, and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. She didnt want to ...