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Specially for married buddies Wife: I love you baby.. Husband:
Specially for married buddies Wife: I love you baby.. Husband: (softly) i love you too.. Wife: Aise kyun bola..?? Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha.. Wi...

Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-nite Girl: - Hello Dear .
Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-nite Girl: - Hello Dear . Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh pakaane) Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..? . Boy : kuc...

Madam Askd Pappu: Agr ped par 5 birds baithe ho aur tum 1 ko
Madam Askd Pappu: Agr ped par 5 birds baithe ho aur tum 1 ko goli maar do to kitne baki bach gaye? Pappu: Koi nhi, sab ud jayenge. Teacher: Nahi, 4 ba...

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi.. 13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch
Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi.. 13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya or pocha mujh se pyar karogi ladki: no,,, Ladkay ne usay chhor dia 9th floor...

Ek Baar america , china or India ki Police me baat hui ke dekhte
Ek Baar america , china or India ki Police me baat hui ke dekhte hai teeno me sabse Tez kaun hai.. ?? . . Uske Baad Ek Khargosh jungle me chora gaya.....

A girl to police:- "saab, pehle usne mere sari, peticoat aur
A girl to police:- "saab, pehle usne mere sari, peticoat aur blouse phara. Uske baad bra hatakar B**BS dabaye, fir hoto se mere hoto ko aur mere nippl...