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There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily re...

One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. Ive got some
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. Ive got some good news and some bad news, The Lord said. Adam looked at The Lord and said, Well,...

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doe...

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theor...

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before. So the lion...

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"...

Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key...

A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of angry Indians. They were
A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of angry Indians. They were all prepared to kill him but their Chief declared that since they were celebrating ...