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Postcard from the Fringe! Our handsome protagonist had just
Postcard from the Fringe! Our handsome protagonist had just completed the final International Bench Day of 2014, and dragged his young, impressionabl...

Ill never forget the day we all watched that televised battle
Ill never forget the day we all watched that televised battle royale. Big Barry O emerging from belowdeck like a magnificent phoenix, limbs roped wit...

GYMBRO dude we gotta talk. Look. Theres no delicate way to put
GYMBRO dude we gotta talk. Look. Theres no delicate way to put this. You smell like dick. Im standing over here, eight feet away from you. There is...

A brief Postcard from the Fringe: I drove two separate bags to
A brief Postcard from the Fringe: I drove two separate bags to the same address. One was enough food for four people. The other was $9 worth of beef ...