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I AM BEING VERY BAD TODAY...SO SORRY... Ethel was a bit of a
I AM BEING VERY BAD TODAY...SO SORRY... Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair. She loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on ...

A Cheating hubby decided to write this letter to his wife. My
A Cheating hubby decided to write this letter to his wife. My Dear, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, Being 54 years old,...

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they arent prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney c...

A new business was opening, and one of the owner’s friends sent
A new business was opening, and one of the owner’s friends sent flowers for the occasion. But when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said...

OMG......... LMAO If this story doesn’t make you cry for
OMG......... LMAO If this story doesn’t make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who h...

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the reply. The first man then ask...

Now look what you can do with Alka Seltzer. Clean a toilet. Drop
Now look what you can do with Alka Seltzer. Clean a toilet. Drop in two Alka-Seltzer tablets, wait twenty minutes, brush and flush. The citric acid an...