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Computer Gender Why computers should be considered masculine:
Computer Gender Why computers should be considered masculine: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of...
Consultant A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture
Consultant A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver,...
Prison vs. Work Just in case you ever got these two mixed up,
Prison vs. Work Just in case you ever got these two mixed up, This should make things a bit more clear. IN PRISON you spend the majority of your ti...
Cross Examination A defense attorney was cross-examining a
Cross Examination A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my cli...

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