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Koos went hunting one day and shot two Springbok. He loaded them
Koos went hunting one day and shot two Springbok. He loaded them onto the back of his bakkie and was driving home when stopped by a Fauna and Flora wa...

Blonde walks into Absa in Johannesburg and asks for the loans
Blonde walks into Absa in Johannesburg and asks for the loans dept. She says shes going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to borrow R10,...

Dorothy and Edna, two senior widows, are talking. Dorothy: That
Dorothy and Edna, two senior widows, are talking. Dorothy: That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, a...

Home Remedies that work To avoid cutting yourself when slicing
Home Remedies that work To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop To avoid arguments ...

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldnt do it while he waited, so he said he didnt live far and would just ...

When you squeeze an orange, youll always get orange juice to come
When you squeeze an orange, youll always get orange juice to come out. What comes out is whats inside. The same logic applies to you: when someone squ...