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When I was a kid, like maybe 14, my dad took me for batting
When I was a kid, like maybe 14, my dad took me for batting practice one day: Andy, youve been way behind the ball! Get your bat, Im going to throw y...

Good lord, you ever been filmed without your knowledge and then
Good lord, you ever been filmed without your knowledge and then you see the video? Talk about a self-esteem obliterating experience. My hair all lopsi...

A story. My dad calls me. Andy, didnt you tell me you wanted
A story. My dad calls me. Andy, didnt you tell me you wanted to get a haircut? When was you going to do that? I dont know, today maybe. Ill tell y...

Watched Interstellar last night. It was really long and there was
Watched Interstellar last night. It was really long and there was a shitload of math and quantum data and gravity dimensions and lunar thruster module...

Watching a movie. Two bad guys are doing bad guy things. You
Watching a movie. Two bad guys are doing bad guy things. You got the stuff? Yeah, 20 large. Bad guy number one reaches into a drawer and hands bad ...

At the diner, the waitress walks up. Im Clarissa, ready to
At the diner, the waitress walks up. Im Clarissa, ready to order? Hi, is the patty melt on sourdough or rye bread? Um, Im not like, totally sure. ...