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This is a poem about two little dolls whove got themselves caught
This is a poem about two little dolls whove got themselves caught up in a racial row. Their crime? One is brown and the other is white. The race polic...

TO JUDGE A DIVORCE!!!!!! The judge asked the lady Whats the
TO JUDGE A DIVORCE!!!!!! The judge asked the lady Whats the grounds for your divorce? She replied, Four acres and a mansion And a babbling brook o...

THE CRYING POLICEMAN I know a fat old policeman He’s never
THE CRYING POLICEMAN I know a fat old policeman He’s never on our street He’s always filling forms in So he can’t patrol his beat. He’s too k...

Heres a rather naughty, saucy, but very nice and wicked poem
Heres a rather naughty, saucy, but very nice and wicked poem featuring a Walnut Whip!!!! A WALNUT WHIP FRENZY I have a friend who’s rather fond o...

After watching the BBC TV programme, Question Time - with all them
After watching the BBC TV programme, Question Time - with all them greedy money-grabbing MPs. My brain went into a rather satirical mode - and I thoug...

I had a request from a friend, Cristel Ann Trumara. Cristel has
I had a request from a friend, Cristel Ann Trumara. Cristel has asked me to write a poem about graduation. Being a Graduate! Please do note; my poem d...