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Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no
Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal. As Bob takes care of his business, he wonders how the poor ...

Arthur is 90 years old. Hes played golf every day since his
Arthur is 90 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his ...

A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit
A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor... I cant figure it out doc, and Im really worried, said the husband. ...

In case you need further proof that the human race is
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. q On a S...

A Magic Genie A recently divorced woman is walking along the
A Magic Genie A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out pops a m...