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Which continent are you? 1.Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is
Which continent are you? 1.Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa...virgin and unexplored. 2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like...

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His ...

(TBT) Had a hot date lastnite, we went out for dinner and a
(TBT) Had a hot date lastnite, we went out for dinner and a movie. We both had the same 3 course meal after the movie. On the way home, she passed gas...

My friend Granger Queen is having a hard time getting her tomatoes
My friend Granger Queen is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, All you h...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Please be gentle, Im still a virgi...

Sorry for being late with the morning joke, but some dude called
Sorry for being late with the morning joke, but some dude called my cell and said, Look I dont know who you are but I found your number in my wifes co...

A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, “I have
A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, “I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime, but I hav...